Likelihood of Male Approval at Parties: Increased
The Quick Version
Don’t have time to watch a 4min video!? Got business to business!? Chores to be chored!? Cats to be catted!? I hear ya. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered with these 5 tips to a successful water bottle flip.
You want a water bottle with a firm body, and flat bottom. I found that the Smart Water bottle worked the best.
Fill up 70% of the bottle you found. No idea why this is the best percentage…but it just is.
Use a hard surface to throw it on.
Prepare to practice for 1-2hrs. And let’s be honest, we all know the 1-2hrs of “catting” you claimed you were doing earlier isn’t even a real thing.
Find some friends to impress! If you don’t have any friends to impress, this will be more difficult. But have no fear! I suggest finding a party that one of your work acquaintances is attending on Facebook, and try to sneak in. Don’t worry about being a loner, because if you have this skill nailed down, you will be making friends in no time!
That’s all the tips I have for now! Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed and here’s a gif of me lazily using the force on a water bottle.