Building the Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Kit

Posted on Posted in Becoming a Zombie Survival Expert, Season 2

Time: 5hrs

Cost: $1500

Difficulty: Minimal

Increase Chance of Surviving the Apocalypse: Heck to the Yes


Written Out List


A big ass, but comfy and durable backpack

Item #2: Mini tool kit containing

  • Wire strippers to hotwire cars with.
  • WD40 for all sorts of stuff..
  • Hammer and nails (hammer can double as a zombie killing tool)
  • Duct tape
  • A knife sharpener
  • Steel wool
  • A chisel
  • And a rag

Outside of the Tool Kit we have: a

  • Swiss army knife
  • A readily available bow knife (also good last minute zombie killer)
  • A Compass
  • A Map of your area
  • Water purification tablets because who knows what in the water now
  • A bigass Water bottle
  • A flashlight
  • 3x lighters
  • garbage bags
  • First Aid Kit
  • Hygiene stuff
  • Sleeping bag
  • A book/cards
  • A 40 of hard alcohol that can act both as comfort, and a Molotov cocktail.
  • A tarp to create a make shift tent or create extra storage if necessary
  • Sowing needle/thread to fix stuff with
  • Rope to tie stuff with
  • Bungee cords to bungee stuff with
  • And a bunch Backup dried/canned goods in case you run out of food during your travels.


Zombie Apocalypse Attire

  • A bite proof jacket.
  • A toque that says learn every day on it to let survivors know you are a fan of 52skillz.
  • Two pairs of well made jeans and a leather belt.
  • A sweater
  • hiking boots that feel comfortable enough to dance in.
  • 3 t-shirts with blood on them to make sure other humans know you’ve wrastled with a zombie or two.
  • Leather gloves to prevent zombie bites
  • Face masks in case blood splatters into your face while you chop a zombies head off
  • Sunglasses
  • Ear plugs or headphones and a battery powered CD player to drown out the the zombies moaning.


A sword, and a scoped .22. A bow knife and hatchet work well as backups if you have room as well.




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